When (list of dates in 2010)

Mr Ball's has hand picked the following dates for the Super English Pub Quiz, so make sure that you can make it! Last minute changes are not likely to be made but check this site regularly to avoid disappointment.

    Dates of the quiz are:

Quiz 233 - December 16th
Quiz 234January 13th
Quiz 235 January 27th
Quiz 236February 10th
Quiz 237 - February 24th
Quiz 238 - March 10th
Quiz 239 - March 24th
Quiz 240 -
April 7th
Quiz 241 - April 21st 
Quiz 242 - May 12th
Quiz 243 - May 19th
Quiz 244 - June 2nd
SUPER QUIZ - June 9th
Quiz 246 - September 8th


 


    Don't forget that if you use the same team name all season you might end up winning the total ranking and of course extra prizes!

Don't forget, the Quiz starts after 21.00 so be there on time. If you want a good spot then get in early and I'm sure that you will be able to find a good spot to sit down and join in the Quiz. I'm looking forward to it so I hope to see you there!

What is the quiz?

Check out this great video on YouTube!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeoSpZ5-shk

Made by Paul Lammertsma, a 22-year-old freelance programmer and developer and (currently) a fourth year student at the Utrecht University's Institute of Information and Computing Sciences and a member of the Hairy Guns team! Thanks Paul!

http://paul.luminos.nl/

Ok, so you have never joined in a Pub Quiz before? Shame on you! Basically it is just a fun night out for all. The questions vary from general knowledge to entertainment, music and brainteasers! You make a team and pay a EURO each to receive the first of four rounds of questions. The teams vary in size so it is up to you to decide how many people you will need to win. Do remember that a big team isn't a guarantee for a big result!

Of course there are prizes to be won as well. The prizes vary per quiz but there is a lot to win. The first ten teams always get a prize but the real thrill is beating all of the other teams and just simply being the best. Examples of prizes we have given away in the past:

  • Bottles of Jameson/Vodka
  • Tickets to concerts/movies
  • Static duster (As seen on TV)
  • Life size Furby (1.75m)
  • T shirts/Rugby shirts
  • CD's/videos/DVD's
  • Tickets for our comedy night!
  • Lots and Lots of other things!
The Super English Pub Quiz starts around 21.00 in the Café Florin on the Nobelstaat in Utrecht. Since January 1998, Quiz teams have been trying to find which team has the most knowledge. Why don't you just try to answer the questions on this site and see how you do. I hope to see you in the Florin soon!


Top 5 stupid mistakes

Of course people make mistakes but the most shocking ones are worth mentioning. Every quiz I will select my top five of funny or just plain old stupid answers so you can have a laugh! Don't get too cocky though, next time this section might contain some of your answers!

1) What three words does DUREX stand for?

Answer: Doing it right dUring yoR Erection with mrs. X! Durable recreational sex! 

2) Michael Jackson could face up to how many years in jail? 

Answer: Couple of months in a youth detention centre.......... 

3) US television host Oprah Winfrey kicked off a new season of her celebrated talk show this week by giving each member of the audience ............? 

Answer: B##w Job 

4) Whose biography is called "Learning to Fly"?

Answer: Eddie the Eagle/ Dennis Bergkamp 

5) What did "B.A." stand for in the A-Team's B.A. Baracus? 

Answer: Bad Afro/Bassie & Adriaan/Black Adder 

Online quiz

Test you skills or jog your memory by trying to answer the following selection of questions from previous quizzes. Answer the questions and check if you are on track to becoming number one or are on a one way trip to loser's paradise!

Play the quiz (New questions - 02-05-2003)

Results

Read them and weep. We are going to keep track of your performance - so check the site to see how you have been doing lately! Also check out the ranking with the top ten teams receiving points for their troubles. To participate in the ranking you have to use the same team name throughout the season!

 2009/2010  total ranking winners were: H SPOT FORMERELY KNOWN AS G

 

   

Results of Quiz 244                          

 

1) THE NEIGHBOURS

2) Pom Tea Dom

3) Hot Carl & Cleveland Steamers

4) Scrambled Egg Heads

5) Number 9
6) H Spot..........

7) Eric Jan & the rest.......

8) My Mother Your Mother

9)  The Brewing thermometers
10) The Hairy Guns

11) Electric Psychadelic pussycat swingers
12) Are you pondering what I'm pondering
13) Boondock Saints
14) Other teams not far behind
15) Descartes Disco

16) Inspirationally challenged
17) Cleggs on Clogs
18) TWAN
19) The Tossers

20) Parking a lot




                                                    

 


Tell us a joke then:

Larry & Simon would like to here your jokes! Tell them a joke during quiz night and we'll put it on line and maybe give you bonus points or a prize.............!

QUIZ 191:  

A man took his wife to a country fair and
one of their first stops was the breeding bull exhibit. They went up to the
first pen and there was a sign attached that said, 'This bull mated 50 times
last year.' The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, 'See he
mated 50 times last year? ... once-a-week.'

They walked to the second
pen which had a sign attached that said, 'This bull mated 120 times last year.'
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, 'That's more than twice a
week! You could learn a lot from him.'

They walked to the third pen and
it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES
LAST YEAR.' The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs,
said, that's once-a-DAY. You could REALLY learn something from this one.'


The husband looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with
the same cow.'

NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from
critical to stable and the doctors say after months of rehab and a couple more
Operations he will be
ok.

Points for ranking

7
6
5
4
3
2
1
1
1
1



 

     

 Total ranking - After Quiz 245 (20 Quiz's) SEASON '09/'10:

1) H SPOT formerely known as G
2)   Number 9
3)   The Neighbours
4)   Hot Carl and the Cleveland steamers
5)   Other teams are not far behind
6)   TWAN
7)   Eric Jan & The rest
8)   Scrambled eggheads
9)   The Brewing thermometers 
10) Your Mother My Mother

94
94
72
46
36
29
28
24
22
21

 

Other teams with points: 

 
18 points:  The boondock saints  14 points: Electric Pshychedelic Pussycat Swingers  13 points:  Over the top 9 points: Super Mario7 points:  Are you pondering what I am pondering  6 points: Pom tea dom, Gilles de la tourette X@#$% la #$%@^& 5 points: Typewriter for sale,   The hairy guns 3 points: Bolle & de Mohamedaan, Eyjafjallajokull, TBA, H1N1 United 2 points: Pomptidom 1 point: The Gargamel’s sprit, Teddy, Humuhumunukunukuapua’a yeah bitch…, Vd45, Kluiven in de auto, Pigeon View, Peppi & Kokki, The immigrants, Team tik em on, The animals, and then there were three, Moral support, The Cincinnati Bow ties, purple plastic pussy, Heb jij al Bingo, Wai’s angels, Discombobulations, A house with no name, You’ll never know, Peace Out cubscout, Inspirationally challenged, Does this brain make my head look big, Uli und Gunther im Lederhosen, A horse with no name, Cleggs on Cloggs, Kendrick groupies with love

   

                         

Images from the last Quiz:

The winners of 244th quiz were:  

                                                         The Neighbours

Of course we also take pictures of the big losers! And the losers from previous quiz were: Lots of teams that wouldn't have their picture taken but there's always some others losers that will let us take their picture!      



                                                     Parking a lot

 

                                  

 

                        

 

 

 

            Quiz 242 - Pussycat swinger Rick does Gordon Ramsey!

 

          http://mediaplayer.rtvutrecht.nl/stream/1f2418ae.wmv

           

            Wanna see a replay of the dance off during quiz 168?

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnpZ_RSevLk

             And of course the final!!!

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScQVqxdUtNI&mode=related&search=

             If you are celebrating something, whilst joining in the quiz,

             you could have your picture taken with Larry, Simon or one of the barstaff!

             (e.g. if there is a special occasion like a birthday OR if it's just a funny picture!)

             and we'll put the picture on line!

               

              

 

 
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